Cat T-Shirt, I Triple Dog Dare You, Women's T-Shirt, Relaxed Fit Asphalt Gray Cotton tee


Holiday Sale - Limited Time Only! Regularly priced at $24 - $28.

***IMPORTANT NOTE: Please Check Sizing Chart Before Placing Your Order: Sizing varies based on t-shirt style. Each listing has a second photo with measurements and they are listed below. We offer a variety of styles to fit a variety shapes and sizes from a size 0 - 22 US. Please ask us any questions that will help you make the perfect choice for you. ***

All Shred My Couch t-shirts are designed and screen printed by hand. Responsibly Sourced T-shirt: Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production: Means our t-shirts manufacturer promotes ethical, humane conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Quality with a conscience is our mission.

All Shred My Couch Designs hold a copyright and may not be reproduced without permission.

>> Please read the description and sizing details before ordering. <<
This t-shirt fits true to size and is a relaxed women's fit t-shirt with a flattering drape.

Sizing (see last photo - measured flat seam to seam on one side only):
Small: Chest Width = 16.25" and Length = 26.13"
Medium: Chest Width = 18.25" and Length = 26.75"
Large: Chest Width = 20" and Length = 27.38"
XL: Chest Width = 22.25" and Length = 28"
2XL: Chest Width 24.50" and Length 28.63"

Size Equivalents: (Provided as a guide only. Always check size measurements provided above for best fit.)
Small - Size 4/6 US
Medium - Size 8/10 US
Large - Size 12/14 US
XL - Size 16/18 US
2XL - Size 20/22 US

*Please see our slim fit tee for smaller sizes.

Sizing tip:
Take a favorite t-shirt and measure it flat from armhole to armhole (seam to seam) across the chest for the chest measurement. For the length, flip the t-shirt over and measure from the seam at the top of the shoulder near the collar to the bottom hem. Then compare it to the sizing chart in the last photo.

• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Ultra-soft and has that super comfortable lived in feeling
• 100% Cotton
• Sideseamed

T-shirt details:
• Bella + Canvas
• Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production: Promotes ethical, humane conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities.
• Sweatshop free
• Hand printed
• Printed with a soft hand so the design feels soft to touch

Washing Instructions:
• Wash in cold water
• Do not use fabric softener
• Turn t-shirt inside out before washing
• If possible, air dry
• If you need it fast, dry on a very low dryer setting

All designs hold a copyright and may not be reproduced without permission. This design is also available in our sister store, Kooky Uke. You can see more of our Kooky Uke designs here:

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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    Reviews (6)


    Excellent seller!!! I bought this t-shirt for everyone I know who loves cats.( My friends will love me!) Thank you, Julia, for the cute cat magnets, too. LOVE THIS SHOP. (:

    One of my very favorite purchases on Etsy ever!! LOVE, love, LoVe it ‼️ Great communication with the seller, too. I’ll be buying more. THE CRAZY CAT LADY.

    I have three T-shirts and my son has two T-shirts from Shred My Couch!😁 We love them😍 We are waiting for Cat Hat Tee😆

    Love it as usual!

    Really cool shirt, such hilarious cat prints :) The seller was awesome and shipped the item super fast!

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